me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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