I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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