When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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