my vag is so smooth its legendary
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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