So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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