I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I intend to get homeless drunk
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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