At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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