I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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