Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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