What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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