Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
operation have a gay friend backfired
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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