i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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