There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
