check it out our google latitudes are spooning
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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