So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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