I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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