Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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