if i died would you start the facebook group?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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