Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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