She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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