At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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