I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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