i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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