I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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