I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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