protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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