Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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