Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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