Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
try to milk me bitch
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