if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
