fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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