There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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