and you said cock pushups were impossible
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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