That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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