hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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