What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
