we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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