Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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