Dual....:-)
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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