Is it normal to miss your booty call?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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