i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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