Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ttyl tear gas
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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