so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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