help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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