So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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