You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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