Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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