do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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