are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
im holly from the hills drunk
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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