I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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